OK, it's time for the
Wacky Workbench - X-Mas Special Edition!!!Since it has been a long time since the last time, these are the experiments for today:
- Should you have Galaxy Angels inside your 386: QUICK! Call the nearest mental hospital ASAP, and while you wait for the paddy wagon, put some eurobeat tune there:
- Time to surf the (inaccessible) net! IE3 is evil, so let's use
Arachne. You will need a packet driver for your netcard (it's a DOS TSR, FYI) if you ever want to surf the net, i forgot to load mine here
- This desktop looks nicer, but it does not have enough Galaxy Angels:
- Artist' rendering of free bus tickets on cereal boxes (and yes, i did that image IN MY 386! Not easy with a faulty Genius NetShit serial mouse)
- Trying to see an unsupported file ("download"). Arachne offers you more options than simply save the file elsewhere, like mail it (yes, it DOES e-mail!), or even FTP-upload to your favorite box!
- Unfortunately, this is Windows 95, and as said by Murphy, if it can fail,
it WILL fail!- One reboot later, let's do some torture testing on Marika: Remember "XXX386"? The first stage is MPEG playback. I had an old backup CD lying around, and i found inside a episode of
Rocko's Modern Life (a really old Nicktoon), on MPEG-1, perfect for this experiment.
Takedown warning: The following screenshots may contain copyrighted Viacom images. Since we believe in fair use, freedom of speech, and such liberal/democ-rat crap, i will NOT remove them if Viacom asks for it. Thanks, and fuck copyrights!- Playback speed: even the audio runs at "crappy slideshow" speed! But at least it looks pretty nice in ActiveMovie player (no color bleeding, just your typical dithering at 256 colors)
- Switching to fullscreen does not help at all: the playback speed is still sucky, and the switch takes at least 20 seconds of pain. Notice the cropping around the borders (carefully check the position of "Nicktoons TV" bug on windowed and fullscreen shots), this is really odd...
Results:
- Internet is OK, you only need a lot of RAM, and some minor overclocking. With Ararche, you should be OK.
- MPEG playback... Another reason of why you should avoid framebugger-VGA cards... Damn, nobody discards ATI Machs over here?!?!
I think that there are ways to speedup playback on this box, but the main bottleneck is the video card, seconded by the slow CPU.
BONUS SHOTS!- Venezuela switched to a new (and odd) timezone last week. M$ will not provide updates for Win9x/2K, but they have the Time Zone Editor (part of Win95 kernel toys). Since i hate desync'ed clocks, let's fix Marika...
(All of my systems, my two laptops, Saki, and now Marika are working in the new timezone. Now, the only remaining box is Asumi, but HOW IN THIS WORLD DO YOU FIX TIMEZONES IN AN ANCIENT 2000-Linux 2.2 BOX???)
- Japanase letters are everywhere! I got this nice shot from the lab (this justifies a bit of why students do steal CD burners and hard drives from the university stash):
Anyone there can translate that japanase word for me? It's katakana, but my tables are very sucky...
And now, it's the time for another....
HORROR TALE OF THE WEEK!!!Sponsored by IBM/HGST Deadstars!This is a IBM Deadstar 60GXP, the younger brother of the infamous 75GXP, and they do share the same fate (high failure rate, leading to the sell of IBM's hard drive division to Hitachi). This one is dead, as expected, but on our labs, we have one that it's STILL WORKING! (as of Dec 13th) Scary...
(that label over the IDE connector reads "ASSEMBLY MADE IN CHINA")Remember, kids: if you have a 75GXP/60GXP, BACKUP AND BURN!
Oh, that's another entry on my blacklist, too.
That's all for this week, and this year! I just got a new Motorola RAZR V3m phone (HELLO MOTO, and goodbye Kyocrap), so expect HD pictures for the upcoming
Service Nights!. Enjoy the holidays, and drive with care